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Friday, Feb. 24, 2006 - I dragged one of our fat-proof sturdy kitchen chairs over
Thursday, Aug. 11, 2005 - punitive guillotining of my hair
Wednesday, Aug. 10, 2005 - matter-of-factly and without blushing
Monday, Aug. 01, 2005 - most of my shoe-wearing happened in cars
Wednesday, Jul. 27, 2005 - I do not spelunk in my ear canal
Tuesday, Jul. 26, 2005 - politics and religion were usually not great subjects
Monday, Jul. 11, 2005 - I am at a loss
Monday, Jun. 13, 2005 - the only thing between her and a buswide gynecological exam was her thigh fat
Monday, May. 23, 2005 - savoring each sugary suck
Friday, May. 20, 2005 - threading my way through his collections
Thursday, May. 19, 2005 - or exasperated or any of those -ated words
Wednesday, May. 18, 2005 - my mother told me Jean wasnít a her
Monday, May. 16, 2005 - as though a pornographic poem is forming in his throat
Wednesday, May. 11, 2005 - what a pessimistic, suspicious, harumphing curmudgeon I truly am
Wednesday, May. 11, 2005 - the fire I hadnít seen yet pounding up our steps
Friday, May. 06, 2005 - words that fit up snugly against other words
Monday, Apr. 25, 2005 - added a delightful tenement-housing feel
Tuesday, Apr. 05, 2005 - fat's menacing power
Tuesday, Mar. 22, 2005 - in a closet-sized bedroom of a five-floor house
Thursday, Mar. 17, 2005 - once out of my body, my ejaculate is a biohazard
Thursday, Feb. 10, 2005 - florists and gardeners within a ten-mile radius heaved a cosmic sigh of relief
Tuesday, Feb. 08, 2005 - Quality Family Time that does not involve them holding a cashbox
Thursday, Feb. 03, 2005 - It's not like it's porn, not at all! Well, okay, maybe just a little
Tuesday, Feb. 01, 2005 - when she whispered to you, little clouds of rootbeer or watermelon would drift over you
Tuesday, Dec. 28, 2004 - with an occasional guilty glance toward my poor, vulnerable slippers I had abandoned
Thursday, Nov. 04, 2004 - I was ready for my Validation Victory Dance complete with touchdown knees and jazz hands
Thursday, Oct. 14, 2004 - a pair of underwear was even stolen and EATEN

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